So this happened this week.
I had hand surgery on Monday, and I’m dictating this post (ain’t technology grand?). I’m in this pretty impressive bandage until next Tuesday. If you can’t see it, the bandage also covers my thumb, and as it goes, you actually do need your thumb for a lot of stuff, like a lot of stuff.
So, I’m laid up a good portion of this week.
The upside? I actually needed the downtime. There’s something wrong with your life force when you actually look forward to anesthesia sleep. So I cancelled a few things on my calendar. Used dictation to remain somewhat productive and lowered my expectations of myself.
I actually took a nap today, and let me tell you, that ish was deeeeelicious! Yappy and I got back in bed and snoozed for a good hour and it almost briefly lived up to my fantasy of napping on white bedding with the perfect temperature and the ceiling fan whirling at mid-speed.
I’m wearing comfy, flowy clothes since I have time pulling up pants or clasping undies. So I’m just “free.”
So, aside from the hand/thumb situation (and the plastic bag I need to wear in the shower) I’m resting, snuggling with Yappy, and being nice and comfy.
And then there’s Hope.
You know, I proudly admit my petty, but seriously, Hope’s need for attention is just so extra sometimes that it really provokes my next level pettiness and that’s hard to manage. I’ve got a big arse cast and now she’s complaining about how her wrist hurts, how she can’t use her hands, how she’s suffering.
I swear, I can’t have a friggin few days to be the “catered to invalid.” She’s actually worse than she was 7 months ago with my last surgery. The narcissism is strong around these parts.
Hope hardly does chores, but my requests to walk Yappy are met with the usual teen “ugh’s” despite seeing how he jerks me on walks and how that not only causes me pain, but could mess up my surgical bandaging.
We ran into a neighbor this morning who asked me how my recovery was going; Hope jumped in and shared how her arm was greatly pained and that she really needed the offered prayers more than me. The neighbor gave me a WTH look and I just rolled my eyes.
At tutoring, she insisted that she was just in too much pain to hold a pencil.
Oh, I get it, I do. I get that she is a serious thirst trap for attention right now. I have finally realized that she really just wants to be around me—even if she insists on being a pain in the arse. I get that she can be a bottomless pit of need and that we are currently inhabiting the pit. But damn, can I get a few days? Can you bring me some damn beans and rice? Can you ask how I’m feeling?
Hey, how about you not compete with me on pain levels when I have on a frigging cast?
A CAST, GOSH DARN IT. A FRIGGING CAST!!!!
Seriously, I am in a fight for attention, and apparently sympathy, with my daughter…except that I’m not. She’s in this competition alone.
I finally get forced self-care; seriously, I let things get so crazy that the only way I will stop, drop and rest is to have a surgeon cut into and all around my effing wrist. Can I enjoy the lovely time to rest with a slight, but delightful medically-induced haze in peace?
Can you just walk the dog without me having to play along like I’m going to take you to the emergency room to have your wrist looked at?
Can I just live?
I am so annoyed, and while I totally get why she is so self-centered and why it is hard for her to consistently demonstrate empathy, it doesn’t mean that I don’t get totally pissy and petty about it. I still love her like mad, but she can take her competition pains and shove it.
June 8th, 2016 at 9:49 pm
Oh yes that stinks. I feel for you and wish you a speedy recovery. It does suck that she cannot show more empathy but maybe she is scared? I am not sure that is it but maybe? Take care and have a nap for me.
June 8th, 2016 at 9:50 pm
Yeah, I imagine that she is scared. June is a big trigger month around here, but seriously the competition is so ridiculous. Ugh!
June 8th, 2016 at 11:11 pm
Absolutely, utterly fascinating. If it weren’t so annoying, it would be laughable. HER wrist is in pain. Wow.
June 9th, 2016 at 8:19 am
It’s like when a toddler mimics a parent, just not as cute. I get it, but I lost track of how many times I’ve rolled my eyes this week.
June 9th, 2016 at 10:54 am
Can you see me rolling my eyes right along with you!
June 10th, 2016 at 11:58 pm
I understand your frustration. Prayers for your pain in both your wrist and your ass to be gone soon. 🙂